A young nun finds herself pregnant one day
A young nun finds herself pregnant in one day. A nun went to the doctor because of stabbing pains inside the abdomen, only to find herself pregnant in one day. The shock was very strange.
A young nun goes to the doctor:
– Doctor, I cannot get rid of hiccups. They have been bothering me for 5 days!
The doctor quickly consults her and says:
– you are pregnant!
The nun returns to the monastery and is informed of the ruling while crying. The next day, the abbess addresses the doctor:
– Why did you say that to our nun?
I wanted to scare her and get rid of the hiccups…
– The one who was afraid was the bishop, he jumped from the bell!!!
Today’s Bank | After remaining unemployed, Paula goes to the Manpower Recruitment Office
After remaining unemployed, Paula goes to the Manpower Recruitment Office.
– Hello, I also want a job.
– We have something that pays very well, but it’s a lot of work.
– No thank you. If I have money, I spend it on wine.
-So, we have a place where you don’t have a lot of work, but it’s poorly paid.
bank | Paula contacts the local newspaper in Vaslui to place a marriage advertisement
Paula contacts the local newspaper in Vaslui to place a marriage advertisement.
– What do you want to write in the advertisement?
– “Small, fat. I’m looking for blondes, tall, with big breasts, exclusively to make love. No strings attached.”
bank | Paula, at the end of the school year: “Mom, you are a lucky woman!”
At the end of the school year, Paula says to her mother:
– Mom, you are a lucky woman!
– Why, son?
Bank with bubble | “Mom, mom, look: I can ride a bike without my hands!”
Paula has a new bike. One day he comes to his mother happily:
– Mom, mom, look: I can ride a bike without my hands!
– Well done, Paula ! But be careful not to fall!
A few more days pass, and Paula comes to his mother: